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If you have a weak stomach, don’t read this. If you feel sick after this, too bad for you!
So this is the story of my 28th birthday. First off, I can’t believe that I am 28! That seems so weird to me that all of these years have flown by. OK enough small talk. On with the story!
So Derek took me out to Red Lobster for my birthday. I was so excited because come on, it’s Red Lobster. You wouldn’t believe how much I was able to put away. First off I am 5″2, 110 pounds or whatever, I don’t really know or care, but I’m pretty small and for some reason this night I was able to pack a lot away. I had 3 rolls, 3 cokes, half of an appetizer and 95% of my entire meal. And I wasn’t even sick. Or full. I felt great and I was excited to see what else what he had in store for my birthday evening!
We got up and walked outside in the freezing cold towards his truck. Not even 2 minutes later, (Literally, NO exaggerating) I said uh-oh and turned and puked all over their pretty rocks they had neatly layed out on the side of the building. This was no little puking either. I was hoping to keep it as lady like as I could. Ya right. I probably puked as much as a 300 pound drunken man. I mean, it was a LOT! Even Derek was kinda impressed. Worse is that I couldn’t stop this freak puke burst. It was getting everywhere and he had to drag me over to the grass because it was starting to go into the parking lot. Even after going to the grass my body kept on going. Then to make matters worse, someone pulled up right behind us (there were plenty of other spots available, but no. They had to park by me) I apologized for them seeing me and we finally drove off. So for the rest of the night I stayed at Derek’s house sick. Ya, it totally rocked. It was totally awesome to have my boyfriend witness something so incredible come out of his little girlfriend. Hopefully I made him proud.
Maybe next years birthday will go better.
Ok, one thing about my relationship is we aren’t really your typical couple who has a “song”, but I told him whether he likes it or not, I’m declaring that we have a song. We both are the biggest dorks and this song just suits us. We love Flight of the Conchords and this song gets us laughing hysterically. I know he thinks that I am a dork for declaring this our song out of all the songs out there, but I don’t care. He gets me.
Today I just wanted to post some of my favorite actresses. These women are incredibly talented and beautiful. I know that their are a lot of amazing actresses now, but I still favor these glamorous women. They have this class that can not be compared to the ones that are around now days. This makes me want to have a weekend of watching Alfred Hitchcock movies. I didn’t realize that Laraine Day is from my native state of Utah. Usually you don’t hear about all these really famous people that originated from here. ( I know there are some others that are here so don’t feel that you need to state the obvious of who they are or I will label you as Cletus. Hence my random comment.I’m talking about way back in the day.)
Grace Kelly is one of my most favorite ones out there. She has a lot of style and is amazing with her work.Or….was……
And of course……Laraine Day……
Rita Hayworth is absolutely stunning.
I love how these photos capture their beauty. They could be fully dressed and their beauty still shines. Of course, I have some guy friends that couldn’t care either way. LOL I love you guys…..I think if I had a chance to go back to an era to “try it out”, I would love to go back to the era of these lovely ladies. They just seem so captivating and full of elegance. Not to mention I absolutely love the sense of stye. It’s nice that you see how they can be totally sexy and not have to show off almost every part of their skin. (Come on ladies, not everyone wants to see that…….It’s just nasty.)
Ok so it’s one of those days. A day that you need something to make you laugh. And of course, one of the things that always makes me laugh no matter what mood I’m in is The Office. I am a complete sucker for Dwight and Michael. Anyone who is having a crappy day, I hope that this puts a smile on your face. If it doesn’t, I feel sorry for you.
There are a lot of things about Dooce that I really like, but two of the major things are that she likes bacon and rice krispie treats. I am seriously obsessed with those and I love that there is someone out there who likes them just as much. I have so many krispie treat wrappers in my garbage can at work that every time when someone comes over, they peak in my trash can and see all the wrappers that I have. I think I should either move my trash can, or embrace the fact that I love krispie treats and tape them on my wall.
Just thinking about bacon now is making my mouth water….I think it’s time for some IHOP at lunch………
Mmmm…..IHOP……
So I was browsing for the weather on my local news website and I saw that they did a little segment on Dooce. I know that everyone knows her backstory, but it’s still always fun to see segments of her no matter how many times you have seen it. Here is the link of the interview. I love being able to see all of these different sides to her. It’s always fun to see and hear what she has to say next. It’s also nice to see an interview with Dooce without evil Kathie Lee having to rudely cut in. I swear that woman has no tact at all. She is also one of those people that I just don’t care about her opinion and each and every time that she opens her mouth, i just wish that someone would suffocate her with Chloraform and drag her out to a desert. I guess she feels that since she has a clothing line at Walmart, she is the absolute shit. Well news for you Kathie Lee, no one really cares what you have to say.
Dooce was on the Today show this morning. Here is a link of her interview. It’s cute because you can hear her accent. It’s too bad that the interview seemed so short. Watching this just reminds me of how much Kathy Lee bothers me. Poor Heather almost got her head ripped off from Kathy Lee. Holy hell woman relax. And thanks to Dooce, I will never look at Al Roker the same way. Or meat patties because then I will always think of Al Rokers nipples. Still love ya Dooce. Congrats!















